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mergoat:

Great grandma said to her daughter, “Are you 90?” And Sharon says, “No I’m not.” “Then why did you blow out the candles?”
90th birthday and still witty.

mergoat:

Great grandma said to her daughter, “Are you 90?”
And Sharon says, “No I’m not.”
“Then why did you blow out the candles?”

90th birthday and still witty.

sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

(Source: youtube.com)

cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

(Source: blog.amiami.com)

brok3n-teens:

This is fucking disturbing.

brok3n-teens:

This is fucking disturbing.

(Source: jessieedblog)

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

genderpunkrock:

"Do you think gender is just some game?"
Yeah and I’m beating you at it

I got my eyebrows waxed today and I usually don’t red very easy but today I was bright red so the pic had to wait till dinner

I got my eyebrows waxed today and I usually don’t red very easy but today I was bright red so the pic had to wait till dinner

other country:
wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america:
there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country:
we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america:
no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country:
gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america:
wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country:
nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america:
if only there was a way.............................